Diplomacy, Tuesday, November 4, 2025 [2nd period]
Nov. 4th, 2025 10:09 amAnakin and Ahsoka were at the front of the class again. The desk behind them was stacked with frames, various pieces of statuary, hats, pens, and jewelry.
"Gifts," Anakin said. "As a Jedi, I think part of our 'no possessions' lifestyle was specifically to avoid amassing vast collections of diplomatic poodoo."
Very diplomatic, Anakin.
"The symbolic exchange of gifts between leaders can become an enormous headache," he explained further.
"All gifts carry a message," Ahsoka said. "And in delicate situations those messages can rapidly become complex."
"This certificate, for instance, has Ahsoka's name spelled wrong," Anakin said. "That conveys 'I don't know your name' or 'I was too rushed to double check' or 'I don't respect your culture enough to learn your name.'"
"And of course, 'I'm deliberately insulting you but playing dumb'," Ahsoka added. "Similar pitfalls can occur if you're careless about learning about what a culture considers valuable and why."
"Gifting a crown to a democratically elected leader, for instance," Anakin said, "or some sort of ceremonial weapon to a planet you've waged war against would both be terrible ideas."
"Or gemstones acquired by pillaging sacred places. Especially if your people were the ones doing the pillaging."
"So there are a lot of potential gifts on this table," Anakin said. "You are a junior diplomat in charge of picking out the gift for your leader to present to, let's say, a nation of middling importance to you. You have not visited in person on a high level in fifteen years. You need to convey 'yes, we remember you exist' but in a cost-effective way. Pick something out and explain why you chose it."
"There are a number of suitable options." That was incredibly vague, Ahsoka. "You just have to put some thought into it."
"Gifts," Anakin said. "As a Jedi, I think part of our 'no possessions' lifestyle was specifically to avoid amassing vast collections of diplomatic poodoo."
Very diplomatic, Anakin.
"The symbolic exchange of gifts between leaders can become an enormous headache," he explained further.
"All gifts carry a message," Ahsoka said. "And in delicate situations those messages can rapidly become complex."
"This certificate, for instance, has Ahsoka's name spelled wrong," Anakin said. "That conveys 'I don't know your name' or 'I was too rushed to double check' or 'I don't respect your culture enough to learn your name.'"
"And of course, 'I'm deliberately insulting you but playing dumb'," Ahsoka added. "Similar pitfalls can occur if you're careless about learning about what a culture considers valuable and why."
"Gifting a crown to a democratically elected leader, for instance," Anakin said, "or some sort of ceremonial weapon to a planet you've waged war against would both be terrible ideas."
"Or gemstones acquired by pillaging sacred places. Especially if your people were the ones doing the pillaging."
"So there are a lot of potential gifts on this table," Anakin said. "You are a junior diplomat in charge of picking out the gift for your leader to present to, let's say, a nation of middling importance to you. You have not visited in person on a high level in fifteen years. You need to convey 'yes, we remember you exist' but in a cost-effective way. Pick something out and explain why you chose it."
"There are a number of suitable options." That was incredibly vague, Ahsoka. "You just have to put some thought into it."