What up island? It's me, ya girl Arden Finch, bringing you the news from yesterday which was the second of November and
how the hell is it already November?
*chittering*
I do
not sound like I'm in my forties asking like that! It's a legitimate question! Err, not that there's anything wrong with being in your forties, I'm just saying
I'm not and--you know what? Let's just get to the notes.
School started with
Flight and Flying letting us play around in zero-G and that was pretty baller, actually. Stop looking at me like that, yes Gen Zers say 'baller' too, shut up.
Cryptozoology learned about the--okay, that's not the real name. Who took this note? Jimothy? You've
gotta come up with a better fake name than 'the Pope Lick Monster,' my guy. What did he really--
*indignant chittering*
Wait, for real? And y'all are vouching for it? Hmm, I'm still not entirely convinced but in an effort to stave off getting any impassioned speeches about journalistic integrity by a bunch of rodents, I'mma just go along with it. So, yeah, Cryptozoology talked about the Pope Lick Monster and its obsession with...trains? Sure. Why not? And
How Not To Drown had a pool noodle fight because Officer McGarrett is--whoa!
*
CRASH*
Oooookay then. Apparent we have a note from the
Dorms today, and the porg was so excited that it ran into me full force and knocked me over. And now it's furiously going through the notes because it dropped that one and now can't find it. It sure would be a lesson in
not slamming into people if it didn't and the Dorms notes couldn't get read on-air. Oh? You found it? The
second floor common room had Billie blasting Mozart - oh!
That's who that was! - which, of course, summoned a
Charlie. Hi Charlie! And they talked about all the famous dead musicians Billie's met.
And lastly, we've got
Town. At
Magpie Emporium, Vi was enjoying candy and leaving the Halloween decorations up, while at
Pizza Planet, Raiden was arguing with the staff about
not putting decorations up. It's too soon for Christmas. Sorry Gray, but that's just facts. Anyway, at the
Clinic, Professor James Stark had pumpkin spice for the nurses while Stabby filmed a video.
Anyway, that's all my notes! This is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off. But not before I leave you with this absolute
bop,
Inferior by Shiyui.